Double Monocle

by Mitchell Bergeron

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released March 6, 2015

All songs written and composed by Mitchell Bergeron.
Album cover design by Mitchell Bergeron.
The original photo used on album cover was taken by Sabrina Parker.

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Mitchell Bergeron Burlington, Vermont

I am a writer, musician, and performer that focuses on making the audience question the sincerity of my work. My experimental work focuses on the endurance of the audience, while my rock music focuses on making the audience question the honesty of the piece.

Link to my Linkedin: www.linkedin.com/in/mitchellbergeron

Feel free to send me an email at Mitchb6@gmail.com
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Track Name: Double Monocle
I've been blind all my life
But now I can see
I've been blind all my life
But now I can see
In my heart and in my soul
I feel so free
Through this looking glass
I can see

Double monocle
Shining through my eyes
Double monocle
No surprise
Double monocle
Set me free
Double monocle
Now I can see

I put one monocle
Up into my eyes
And If found I could see
The blue sunny sky
I thought unto myself
Is this real or just a dream?
And with tears streaming down my face
I let out a lonely scream

Double monocle
Shining through my eyes
Double monocle
No surprise
Double monocle
Set me free
Double monocle
Now I can see

Double monocle
Shining through my eyes
Double monocle
No surprise
Double monocle
Set me free
Double monocle
Now I can see
Track Name: Maybe This Will Make You Feel Something
Instrumental
Track Name: Maybe This Would Work In A Video Game
You could have more
Yes, you
could have so much more

Maybe this would work in a video game
Maybe this would work in a video game
Maybe this would work in a video game
Maybe this would work in a video game
Track Name: Spit My Guts
Spit My Guts

If it was something
Would you tell me
Drop me a line anytime
Any time you need
Maybe I'm lost
Another rat in the maze
That's alright
I got nothing good to say

I'm so useless
Now watch me spit my fucking guts
It's alright
Now watch me spit my fucking guts

I got a hole in my head
Where my brain should be
That's okay I wasn't
Using it anyway
I got nothing but
Time to waste
And I'm all outta
Useless shit to say

I'm so useless
Now watch me spit my fucking guts
It's alright
Now watch me spit my fucking guts

I'm so useless
Now watch me spit my fucking guts
It's alright
Now watch me spit my fucking guts

Now watch me spit my fucking guts
Now watch me spit my fucking guts
Now watch me spit my fucking guts
Now watch me spit my fucking guts
Track Name: 1 Or 2 Or 1
You figure it out for yourself...lyrics from my other songs "A Little Slice of Heaven," "Name and Number" and "In The Maze Of Mine"
Track Name: Doves Can't Smile
Doves Can't Smile

You stare out the window
Hoping and praying that
The sun will shine your way

I pull you close
My arms around you
And in silence we softly sway

And you see the dove smiling down from above
Oh so happy and free
And you pray that our love will be enough
Enough for you and me

Then you say softly
Sweet nothing's in my ear
Painting with your words
A life only I can hear

And deep in your heart now
I feel the emptiness fill
With the loving noise
Of our hearts beating in time

And I see the dove smiling down from above
Oh so happy and free
And I pray that our love will be enough
Enough for you and me

Lady oh lady
You know I'll stay by your side
Lover oh lover
Together we'll be strong enough to fly

And we see the dove smiling down from above
Oh so happy and free
And we pray that our love will be enough
Enough for you and me

And we see the dove smiling down from above
Oh so happy and free
And we pray that our love will be enough
Enough for you and me

Enough for you and me
Enough for you and me
Enough for you and me
Track Name: Double Monocle 2: This Time I Can Fucking See
Ah Yeah!
Double Monocle 2 motherfucker
This time it's fucking personal
and I can see

I smell like shit
lying in the dark all the time
Just trying to look for the
Little spare change
I'm losing my god damn mind
Just trying to look for my
God damn spare change
Can you give me a hand
Fucking, for some spare time
And help me find
My little dog Bartholomew
He loves peanut butter
And going on walks
I just like my bear jack
back at the house

Double monocle 2 motherfucker,
This time I can fucking see
I can see you motherfucker
But can you see me. . .
Track Name: Go To The Races With Money To Lose
Instrumental
Track Name: Bruce's Balls
Bruce's Balls

Bruce's balls
Bruce's dirty fucking balls
Look at the fucking balls Bruce!
Bruce's dirty balls
His filthy balls
His fucking canoe sandwich
His canoe sandwich
Dancing on the ocean, on the ocean, on the ocean floor
Dainty on the ocean, on the ocean, on Bruce's balls
I think about all of Bruce's balls
Those filthy fucking balls
Skin, scrotum

Bruce's balls they are
Magical
Bruce how did you get your balls so big?

Bruce's clogged up balls
Full of semen not used in years.
Bruce's congested
Sperm bank.
Bruce's balls,
Bruce's filthy little balls
Bruce's balls
Spreading, spewing, slithering, seething,
Bruce's bastardized, bonkers knockers balls

Bruce's balls
Bruce's balls
Bruce's filthy, dirty, good for nothing balls
Bruce, Bruce,
Bruce it's, Bruce it's alright
Just listen to me
I just wanted to tell you
I've been thinking about you recently
I've been thinking the way we a, interact with each other
And I just wanted to let you know
I dig your balls.

You know?
You know Bruce it's a, it's a ball eat ball world out there
And I don't really want to be, I don't want to eat balls
So Bruce really what I want to, what I wanna get from this
Is just how much, how much your testicles ah,
Affect
My
Life

Bruce's balls
Bruce's balls
Tell me Bruce where did you grow balls?
They are oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

Bruce's monstrous, dirty, filthy, stinking, rotten balls
They taste and feel, a fleeting fear,
A fart lost in the wind.
Taken from birth
Taken 'til death
Bruce's balls
Spew the rest
Spew them with your balls Bruce
Bash their faces in
Tea bag them if you will Bruce,
If you will tea bag them for me
And for me
And everybody

Bruce I really need to tell you this
And it's pretty, pretty personal
But um, I was admiring your balls the other day
Now I know, It's a little weird
But you got some healthy balls
Their some healthy testicles man,
I'm sure they're shooting healthy loads

Bruce's balls!
His filthy, fucking balls!
He fucks his fucking balls!
Balls!
Balls!

Bruce's balls.
Track Name: Silent Sounds For Now
Instrumental
Track Name: Turtles In A Blanket (At My Son's Bris)
Turtles in a Blanket (At my Son's Bris)

Turtles in a blanket
Daddy's in the basement
Reading his skin mags
Cause mommy won't touch him

I don't know what I've been told
But my daddy knows that I've been sold
Sold my soul for a dirty skin mag

Daddy's in the basement
I'm out on the pavement
Everyone knows I'm selling shit
It's okay I'm okay

Turtles in a blanket
Daddy's in the basement
Reading his skin mags
Cause mommy won't touch him

How many times have I watched the world fall to pieces
Right before my very eyes
I say daddy what do you want to do today
And from the basement I hear no reply

Daddy's pulling his pud
Because mama thinks he's a dud
Daddy's in the basement
Reading his skin mags

Turtles in a blanket
Daddy's in the basement
Reading his skin mags
Cause mommy won't touch him

Mommy's in the kitchen fixing up supper
For just me and her
Daddy gets take out mommy gets faked out
He's in the basement fucking his burger

Oh cucumber
Cumbersome, cumber
Mommy's delight

Turtles in a blanket
Daddy's in the basement
Reading his skin mags
Cause mommy won't touch him

Turtles in a blanket
Daddy's in the basement
Mommy won't touch him
Cause he smells like shit

Mama don't touch him
Mama don't love him
Mama don't trust him
Mama wants to leave him

Mama waits for him to die
Daddy daddy daddy why
Mama waits for him to die
Daddy daddy daddy why

I was only 22,
I didn't know what to do
When daddy and mama told me I was
Adopted

Cause daddy was impotent
From the age of 18

Daddy's in the basement
Mommy won't touch him
At all

My pig is in the blanket
My turtle won't thank it
Oh thank god I can spank it
All night long

My pig is in the blanket
My turtle won't thank it
Oh thank god I can spank it
All night long

Turtles in a blanket
Daddy's in the basement
Reading his skin mags
Cause mommy won't touch him

Daddy's in the basement
Finding mama's replacement
See daddy don't like girls
Mama don't rock his world

So he left her,
And he left me
And he left everyone he ever knew
For Ron
Track Name: I'll Keep You Warm When You Get Cold
I’ll Keep You Warm When You Get Cold

If you let me stand in your spotlight
I’ll let you be the star of every show
And if you let me get to know you
I’ll follow wherever you go
If you show me your heartache
I’ll try my very best to heal your soul
And if you let me hold you tight
You know I’ll never let you go

Now I can’t promise you riches
Can’t promise you no gold
I can promise only one thing
I’ll keep you warm when you get cold

I wanna see you in the moonlight
See your silhouette glow
I wanna stare in to your sad eyes
Know every tear you’ve ever known
So let's shatter every notion
You’ve ever been told
Go off and see the world, babe,
I’ll be here when you get home

Now I can’t promise you riches
Can’t promise you no gold
I can promise only one thing
I’ll keep you warm when you get cold

Now I can’t promise you riches
Can’t promise you no gold
I can promise only one thing
I’ll keep you warm when you get cold

When you get cold
When you get cold
When you get cold
When you get cold
When you get cold
When you get cold
When you get cold
When you get cold