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Double Monocle

by Mitchell Bergeron

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Double Monocle 02:18
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I've been blind all my life But now I can see I've been blind all my life But now I can see In my heart and in my soul I feel so free Through this looking glass I can see Double monocle Shining through my eyes Double monocle No surprise Double monocle Set me free Double monocle Now I can see I put one monocle Up into my eyes And If found I could see The blue sunny sky I thought unto myself Is this real or just a dream? And with tears streaming down my face I let out a lonely scream Double monocle Shining through my eyes Double monocle No surprise Double monocle Set me free Double monocle Now I can see Double monocle Shining through my eyes Double monocle No surprise Double monocle Set me free Double monocle Now I can see
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Maybe This Will Make You Feel Something 06:54
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Instrumental
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Maybe This Would Work In A Video Game 08:30
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You could have more Yes, you could have so much more Maybe this would work in a video game Maybe this would work in a video game Maybe this would work in a video game Maybe this would work in a video game
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Spit My Guts 05:34
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Spit My Guts If it was something Would you tell me Drop me a line anytime Any time you need Maybe I'm lost Another rat in the maze That's alright I got nothing good to say I'm so useless Now watch me spit my fucking guts It's alright Now watch me spit my fucking guts I got a hole in my head Where my brain should be That's okay I wasn't Using it anyway I got nothing but Time to waste And I'm all outta Useless shit to say I'm so useless Now watch me spit my fucking guts It's alright Now watch me spit my fucking guts I'm so useless Now watch me spit my fucking guts It's alright Now watch me spit my fucking guts Now watch me spit my fucking guts Now watch me spit my fucking guts Now watch me spit my fucking guts Now watch me spit my fucking guts
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1 Or 2 Or 1 04:50
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You figure it out for yourself...lyrics from my other songs "A Little Slice of Heaven," "Name and Number" and "In The Maze Of Mine"
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Doves Can't Smile 05:39
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Doves Can't Smile You stare out the window Hoping and praying that The sun will shine your way I pull you close My arms around you And in silence we softly sway And you see the dove smiling down from above Oh so happy and free And you pray that our love will be enough Enough for you and me Then you say softly Sweet nothing's in my ear Painting with your words A life only I can hear And deep in your heart now I feel the emptiness fill With the loving noise Of our hearts beating in time And I see the dove smiling down from above Oh so happy and free And I pray that our love will be enough Enough for you and me Lady oh lady You know I'll stay by your side Lover oh lover Together we'll be strong enough to fly And we see the dove smiling down from above Oh so happy and free And we pray that our love will be enough Enough for you and me And we see the dove smiling down from above Oh so happy and free And we pray that our love will be enough Enough for you and me Enough for you and me Enough for you and me Enough for you and me
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Double Monocle 2: This Time I Can Fucking See 02:54
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Ah Yeah! Double Monocle 2 motherfucker This time it's fucking personal and I can see I smell like shit lying in the dark all the time Just trying to look for the Little spare change I'm losing my god damn mind Just trying to look for my God damn spare change Can you give me a hand Fucking, for some spare time And help me find My little dog Bartholomew He loves peanut butter And going on walks I just like my bear jack back at the house Double monocle 2 motherfucker, This time I can fucking see I can see you motherfucker But can you see me. . .
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Go To The Races With Money To Lose 04:10
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Bruce's Balls 04:18
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Bruce's Balls Bruce's balls Bruce's dirty fucking balls Look at the fucking balls Bruce! Bruce's dirty balls His filthy balls His fucking canoe sandwich His canoe sandwich Dancing on the ocean, on the ocean, on the ocean floor Dainty on the ocean, on the ocean, on Bruce's balls I think about all of Bruce's balls Those filthy fucking balls Skin, scrotum Bruce's balls they are Magical Bruce how did you get your balls so big? Bruce's clogged up balls Full of semen not used in years. Bruce's congested Sperm bank. Bruce's balls, Bruce's filthy little balls Bruce's balls Spreading, spewing, slithering, seething, Bruce's bastardized, bonkers knockers balls Bruce's balls Bruce's balls Bruce's filthy, dirty, good for nothing balls Bruce, Bruce, Bruce it's, Bruce it's alright Just listen to me I just wanted to tell you I've been thinking about you recently I've been thinking the way we a, interact with each other And I just wanted to let you know I dig your balls. You know? You know Bruce it's a, it's a ball eat ball world out there And I don't really want to be, I don't want to eat balls So Bruce really what I want to, what I wanna get from this Is just how much, how much your testicles ah, Affect My Life Bruce's balls Bruce's balls Tell me Bruce where did you grow balls? They are oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Bruce's monstrous, dirty, filthy, stinking, rotten balls They taste and feel, a fleeting fear, A fart lost in the wind. Taken from birth Taken 'til death Bruce's balls Spew the rest Spew them with your balls Bruce Bash their faces in Tea bag them if you will Bruce, If you will tea bag them for me And for me And everybody Bruce I really need to tell you this And it's pretty, pretty personal But um, I was admiring your balls the other day Now I know, It's a little weird But you got some healthy balls Their some healthy testicles man, I'm sure they're shooting healthy loads Bruce's balls! His filthy, fucking balls! He fucks his fucking balls! Balls! Balls! Bruce's balls.
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Silent Sounds For Now 10:28
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Turtles In A Blanket (At My Son's Bris) 06:25
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Turtles in a Blanket (At my Son's Bris) Turtles in a blanket Daddy's in the basement Reading his skin mags Cause mommy won't touch him I don't know what I've been told But my daddy knows that I've been sold Sold my soul for a dirty skin mag Daddy's in the basement I'm out on the pavement Everyone knows I'm selling shit It's okay I'm okay Turtles in a blanket Daddy's in the basement Reading his skin mags Cause mommy won't touch him How many times have I watched the world fall to pieces Right before my very eyes I say daddy what do you want to do today And from the basement I hear no reply Daddy's pulling his pud Because mama thinks he's a dud Daddy's in the basement Reading his skin mags Turtles in a blanket Daddy's in the basement Reading his skin mags Cause mommy won't touch him Mommy's in the kitchen fixing up supper For just me and her Daddy gets take out mommy gets faked out He's in the basement fucking his burger Oh cucumber Cumbersome, cumber Mommy's delight Turtles in a blanket Daddy's in the basement Reading his skin mags Cause mommy won't touch him Turtles in a blanket Daddy's in the basement Mommy won't touch him Cause he smells like shit Mama don't touch him Mama don't love him Mama don't trust him Mama wants to leave him Mama waits for him to die Daddy daddy daddy why Mama waits for him to die Daddy daddy daddy why I was only 22, I didn't know what to do When daddy and mama told me I was Adopted Cause daddy was impotent From the age of 18 Daddy's in the basement Mommy won't touch him At all My pig is in the blanket My turtle won't thank it Oh thank god I can spank it All night long My pig is in the blanket My turtle won't thank it Oh thank god I can spank it All night long Turtles in a blanket Daddy's in the basement Reading his skin mags Cause mommy won't touch him Daddy's in the basement Finding mama's replacement See daddy don't like girls Mama don't rock his world So he left her, And he left me And he left everyone he ever knew For Ron
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I'll Keep You Warm When You Get Cold 05:34
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I’ll Keep You Warm When You Get Cold If you let me stand in your spotlight I’ll let you be the star of every show And if you let me get to know you I’ll follow wherever you go If you show me your heartache I’ll try my very best to heal your soul And if you let me hold you tight You know I’ll never let you go Now I can’t promise you riches Can’t promise you no gold I can promise only one thing I’ll keep you warm when you get cold I wanna see you in the moonlight See your silhouette glow I wanna stare in to your sad eyes Know every tear you’ve ever known So let's shatter every notion You’ve ever been told Go off and see the world, babe, I’ll be here when you get home Now I can’t promise you riches Can’t promise you no gold I can promise only one thing I’ll keep you warm when you get cold Now I can’t promise you riches Can’t promise you no gold I can promise only one thing I’ll keep you warm when you get cold When you get cold When you get cold When you get cold When you get cold When you get cold When you get cold When you get cold When you get cold

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released March 6, 2015

All songs written and composed by Mitchell Bergeron.
Album cover design by Mitchell Bergeron.
The original photo used on album cover was taken by Sabrina Parker.

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