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A Trip to the Delicatessen

from Time Just Go Away by Mitchell Bergeron

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Steve: I think about eating my sandwich and I think do I want pastrami or pepperoni? You can't really have both but if you do, you know people won't really judge you. You just got to get those Italian meats, you know have an Italian sandwich. And you know usually I'm partial to the pepperoni. I like it on my pizza, I like it on my sandwiches. I like it. I also like the ham. Some provolone cheese. What do you think Mr. Mothballs.
Mr. Mothballs: Well I'm Mr. Mothballs and I don't care.
Steve: What do you like to eat then, Mr. Mothballs?
Mr. Mothballs: I just want some pecan sandy's, You want to taste my pecan sandy's?
Steve: No Mr. Mothballs, I don't really care much for pecan Sandy's. I'm still torn between the pepperoni and the pastrami.
Mr. Mothballs: Well I don't give a fuck about you.
Steve: That's really hurtful Mr. Mothballs.
Mr. Mothballs: Oh doctor Mr. Mothballs to you. You wanna taste of my pecan sandy's?
Steve: No Mr. Mothballs, I just said no.
Mr. Mothballs: Taste my fucking pecan Sandy's!
Steve: All right Mr. Mothballs, only if you'll have some of my pepperoni. Tell me if I should have the roni on my sandwich or should I get the pastrami? I do like the ham.
Mr. Mothballs: No.
Steve: No to which one?
Mr. Mothballs: (Chewing noises) Oh this is pretty good Roni.
Steve: Yeah I told you (chewing noise) the pepperoni's pretty (chewing noise) good. I think I'm going to go with the roni-
Mr. Mothballs: Well let's, let's not rule anything out let's try the pastrami.
Steve: All right (chewing noises). The pastrami is pretty good too.
Mr. Mothballs: Well, why don't we just splurge and get both.
Steve: Oh I didn't even think about that, what about the ham?
Mr. Mothballs: Well that's a given.
Steve: All right. Yeah I'll take a, an Italian sub with pepperoni, pastrami, and ham.
Mr. Mothballs: I will take one as well.
Steve: Now you're thinking with your dipstick Mr. Mothballs.
Mr. Mothballs: Yes I am (laugh). You wanna taste my pecan sandy now?
Steve: No, I still don't like pecan sandy's.
Mr. Mothballs: Oh that's okay, they kind of taste like shit.

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from Time Just Go Away, released December 17, 2014

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