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Customer Service (Don't Hire Me)

from selfindulgentemoteen666 by Mitchell Bergeron

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I hate going to banks
And I hate having a job
I hate most fucking things
Oh my god I want to be a slob

Why?!?
Oh Why?
Why, Why, Why?
Must I work for you

Why do I need to fucking shower?
Why do I need to make some fucking money?
How the fuck do I pay taxes?
Oh my god do you want my resume?

Do you want my resume?

Why?!?
Oh Why?
Why, Why, Why?
Must I work at all

I'm a morally bankrupt piece of trash
I'm a pompous hippopotamus
I'm a jelly donut with all the jelly sucked out
I'm you!!!!

Why?!?
Oh Why?
Why, Why, Why?
Would you hire me?

What I'm trying to ask is would you give me employment at your establishment?

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from selfindulgentemoteen666, released April 23, 2016

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