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OH BOY!

from OH BOY! by Mitchell Bergeron

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Radio Host Mitchell: OH BOY! savior of the city. By day a local, wedding DJ, by night a DJ superhero. Given the Ten Commandments in vinyl form, he spins slick beats to defeat all forms of monsters whether they are reptilian, robotic, man-made, or even man!

OH BOY! keeps a low profile as he is only at the tender age of 22 to 25, our sources cannot precisely pinpoint his age.

OH BOY! granted the power to destroy evil though solid sonic sound. His power rivaled only by Jesus, The Holy Ghost, and God herself.

The people of our city place their hopes and dreams into his smooth, well-versed hands.

Here is what the people have to say!



Alternate universe Mitchell Who is into everything: OH BOY's a hero man! He saved me man, and who am I man? Who am I?

(OH BOY!)

Librarian Mitchell who doesn’t get out much: He saved an entire school bus from a T-Rex just last week. I saw it that and was like wow that's amazing.

(OH BOY!)

Narcissistic Mitchell who secretly wishes he was OH BOY!: He's a hot dude. (OH BOY!) Not by normal standards but in my book he's hot!

(OH BOY!)

Mitchell eating a bagel while knowing he would look ridiculous behind turntables: OH BOY! really brings the sex appeal to being a superhero like who knew two turntables and a microphone could be sexy?

(OH BOY!)

Swayed by everything he sees but unimpressed by monsters or aliens Mitchell: Uh, he's a pretty cool dude (OH BOY!) I saw him doing his thing the other day and it was pretty cool. He was like standing on this corner and then there was this giant robot. It was like beep beep boop boop, you know how robots do when they are destroying the city and shit. And he just came over and he was like "there's just no way" and laid down a sick beat and a those drums those 808's he was bop bop bop bopping along and the robot just got in rhythm and just got along with it and just you know tired itself out and it was pretty great.

(OH BOY!)

Creepy Old Mitchell: He's a very nice man, very nice.

(OH BOY!)

Creepier old Mitchell who just wants to remain relevant: Well when I was younger we had different superheroes and they were not as fun as him. He's hip! Just like me.

(OH BOY!)

Drunk, dirtbag Mitchell: Dude, I was at this party the other night and a he showed up, did a dejay set. Didn't use Ten Commandments vinyl, didn't do that. Cause you know that the superpowers and he didn't want to harm anyone there. They were just there to have a great time and we all had a pretty great time once that dude showed up. Party was dipping out, it was dipping out not many people were gonna stay but you know since OH BOY! showed up it was a pretty fun time. He was dressed in his costume. You know the whole thing with the O and the H and the OH BOY!

Radio Host Mitchell: There you have it! From the people on the street! OH BOY! is a sensation, a superhero for the ages, by god he is dandy! I could talk about all day long and not get tired a minute. I love me OH BOY! OH BOY! OH BOY!

All the Mitchells all together: OH MY GOD THERE's a monster!

Realistic Mitchell who just wanted to have a good time: Where is OH BOY!? We need OH BOY! to save us.

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from OH BOY!, released April 28, 2017

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