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Turtles In A Blanket (At My Son's Bris)

from Double Monocle by Mitchell Bergeron

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Turtles in a Blanket (At my Son's Bris)

Turtles in a blanket
Daddy's in the basement
Reading his skin mags
Cause mommy won't touch him

I don't know what I've been told
But my daddy knows that I've been sold
Sold my soul for a dirty skin mag

Daddy's in the basement
I'm out on the pavement
Everyone knows I'm selling shit
It's okay I'm okay

Turtles in a blanket
Daddy's in the basement
Reading his skin mags
Cause mommy won't touch him

How many times have I watched the world fall to pieces
Right before my very eyes
I say daddy what do you want to do today
And from the basement I hear no reply

Daddy's pulling his pud
Because mama thinks he's a dud
Daddy's in the basement
Reading his skin mags

Turtles in a blanket
Daddy's in the basement
Reading his skin mags
Cause mommy won't touch him

Mommy's in the kitchen fixing up supper
For just me and her
Daddy gets take out mommy gets faked out
He's in the basement fucking his burger

Oh cucumber
Cumbersome, cumber
Mommy's delight

Turtles in a blanket
Daddy's in the basement
Reading his skin mags
Cause mommy won't touch him

Turtles in a blanket
Daddy's in the basement
Mommy won't touch him
Cause he smells like shit

Mama don't touch him
Mama don't love him
Mama don't trust him
Mama wants to leave him

Mama waits for him to die
Daddy daddy daddy why
Mama waits for him to die
Daddy daddy daddy why

I was only 22,
I didn't know what to do
When daddy and mama told me I was
Adopted

Cause daddy was impotent
From the age of 18

Daddy's in the basement
Mommy won't touch him
At all

My pig is in the blanket
My turtle won't thank it
Oh thank god I can spank it
All night long

My pig is in the blanket
My turtle won't thank it
Oh thank god I can spank it
All night long

Turtles in a blanket
Daddy's in the basement
Reading his skin mags
Cause mommy won't touch him

Daddy's in the basement
Finding mama's replacement
See daddy don't like girls
Mama don't rock his world

So he left her,
And he left me
And he left everyone he ever knew
For Ron

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from Double Monocle, released March 6, 2015

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